3.6.08

Finding Renters Can be....Interesting!

We've gotten some pretty funny emails from people who are interested in renting the house. What is it about men and cats?
This one is from a man in Portland:
I was interested in the apartment you listed on Craigslist. It is it still available? I have a three-year-old and one cat. Is there any additional rent and/or deposit for the cat (I've seen some pretty steep increases for a pet; and I have to say that my daughter has peed on my floor more in the last three years than my cat has in the eight years I've had her - daughter is now potty trained; although as with most three year olds it can be a transient skill, the cat is far more reliable.) At any rate...I am in Portland and won't be able to come see the place in person; so would it be possible to get some photos and some dimensions (square footage, bedroom size, etc)?

This guy has the word "Hobbit" in his email address:
To Whom It May Concern:I am really interested in your housing that was listed for rent. I have been separated from my life-long friend, a cat by the name of Tiger that I would go to jail or even die for. I am not some nut. I am just a mature male that is working in the area while I receive medical attention.


Funny!

2 comments:

Crystal said...

Hysterical!!

Jay tells me that you have found renters that appear to be more normal. I'm so glad things are falling into place.

Anonymous said...

LOL! LOL! LOL! Oh, my stomach is hurting. I am laughing too hard. Sigh. That was hilarious! Could you write one up for me? It might be just as funny. Hee hee.

-Nat

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