"Don't, don't, don't bite your friends!"

As a mother I find myself saying the strangest things but saying them in a very monotone, normal way, such as, (and these are the examples I actually remember which means they must be VERY recent) "why is there a baseball in the freezer?", "please stop kicking each other in the head", "don't pick your nose and eat your boogies, please", "if you continue to throw your food you are going to have to live at the zoo with the wild animals" (Aidan's response: "okay Mommy, bye bye Jayson!) "you are not a robot, you are a boy. You can get wet." "I cannot drive like a reace car. I have to go the speed limit (sort of)", "don't spit on your brother"..."don't punch your dad"..."for the millionth time, don't put your face or any other body part on the sliding glass door!" By the way, my title is a link to a song that has become one of Aidan's personal mantras.