ADULTS ONLY POST!!!

This is really oversharing, but some stories are too good to be forgotten. We will laugh at Aidan for this in many years to come. The other night I got home late from doing the grocery shopping, and was too tired to put everything away (I came very close...perishables check, laundry stuff check, condoms...not quite.) The next morning I slept in (did I mention it was a very late trip?) and awoke to the sound of an elephant stampede (we don't do pitter patter in our house) then the door slowly swung open. Jayson and Aidan tiptoed in and Jayson said "don't get too close Aidan...come sit over here and wait for her". Wisely, Jayson decided that they should sit at their little table. Which also just happens to be where I tossed a large box of condoms the night before. Aidan sat down next to Jayson and said "Ohhh, candy!" Jayson said, "hmm. C-o-n-d-o-m-s. " He then began to read the smaller and much less appropriate print on the box. I jumped up laughing and said "Oh!" and took the condoms. After a moment of fear Jayson began laughing too. He was laughing out of sheer relief that I was laughing and not roaring like a bear that's just been waken in the middle of hibernation. Aidan was crying. I had taken the candy.